WE ARE WHAT WE EAT; PLEASE, LEAVE THAT DAMN SWINE FLESH
The time has come for me to relax a little, and have some fun.
Most of the creatures that call Earth "home" have a diet that they have
a particular affinity towards. Exceptions are made during rare
instances where drought, sickness, or starvation threaten them with hunger
pains, and eventual death.There are two creatures, however, that seem to
go out of their way to sample, taste, and eat literally anything.
Because these two creatures eat filth, it should be no surprise that
they are two of the filthiest animals occupying the earth.Additionally,
animal number (1) LOVES to eat animal number (2). Animal number two is
the infamous swine, the filthy, prehistoric half rat, half possum that
we call "hogs." Now, if animal number two is so bad, and it is devoured
regularly by animal number one (which you all know refers to we
humans), then what does this say about us????????
Now, let's examine some of the things we humans sample, and eat, not
cause we need to, but because we're hogs, and we WANT to eat everything
that moves. If we could fly, we'd give buzzards good competition. If we
were two inches tall, we'd put the rats and roaches out of business.
Let's see, the rich white folks are fond of "escargo" (which negros
call "snails"), and "caviar", which we nigros call "fish eggs." During
slavery, white folks gave us what was left of the hogs they ate, and we
made all sorts of goodies out of them: hog balls (don't get you specs,
you read correctly). The white folks call them "mountain oysters." The
gave us the guts, and made us feel special by saying we were getting
"chitterlings." Then, there are scorpions, grasshoppers, get my drift?
Ohhhhh, I'd never eat any of those..................and soon as nobody
is looking, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp away we go, until our jaws are
sore, and our cheeks need a Ben-Gay rub.Science has recently proven that
our first cousin, the pig, has flesh that has a higher nitrite content
than other meats. I don't remember what nitrites do (I strongly expect
that they're bad for the heart and coronary arteries), but to all you
non-Muslims...................
Ahhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaa! We told you so.
Now, you may finish eating that hotdog in peace. I can hear it oinking
in your intestines.
George Malik al-Mahdi
http://undergroundrailroadtribalalliance.blogspot.com/
Most of the creatures that call Earth "home" have a diet that they have
a particular affinity towards. Exceptions are made during rare
instances where drought, sickness, or starvation threaten them with hunger
pains, and eventual death.There are two creatures, however, that seem to
go out of their way to sample, taste, and eat literally anything.
Because these two creatures eat filth, it should be no surprise that
they are two of the filthiest animals occupying the earth.Additionally,
animal number (1) LOVES to eat animal number (2). Animal number two is
the infamous swine, the filthy, prehistoric half rat, half possum that
we call "hogs." Now, if animal number two is so bad, and it is devoured
regularly by animal number one (which you all know refers to we
humans), then what does this say about us????????
Now, let's examine some of the things we humans sample, and eat, not
cause we need to, but because we're hogs, and we WANT to eat everything
that moves. If we could fly, we'd give buzzards good competition. If we
were two inches tall, we'd put the rats and roaches out of business.
Let's see, the rich white folks are fond of "escargo" (which negros
call "snails"), and "caviar", which we nigros call "fish eggs." During
slavery, white folks gave us what was left of the hogs they ate, and we
made all sorts of goodies out of them: hog balls (don't get you specs,
you read correctly). The white folks call them "mountain oysters." The
gave us the guts, and made us feel special by saying we were getting
"chitterlings." Then, there are scorpions, grasshoppers, get my drift?
Ohhhhh, I'd never eat any of those..................and soon as nobody
is looking, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp away we go, until our jaws are
sore, and our cheeks need a Ben-Gay rub.Science has recently proven that
our first cousin, the pig, has flesh that has a higher nitrite content
than other meats. I don't remember what nitrites do (I strongly expect
that they're bad for the heart and coronary arteries), but to all you
non-Muslims...................
Ahhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaa! We told you so.
Now, you may finish eating that hotdog in peace. I can hear it oinking
in your intestines.
George Malik al-Mahdi
http://undergroundrailroadtribalalliance.blogspot.com/
